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Maximals
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"Well, that's just prime!"
-catchphrase of Optimus Primal

"Make a device to extract physicalmolecular structure from an alien probe? Man, I gotta be a miracle worker"
-Rhinox on saving Optimus from a Vok probe

"The word is spot on smooth! [purrs and laughs] It's a crime!"
-Cheetor on his beast form

"We're all gonna die"
-catchphrase of Rattrap

"Negative. The question that once haunted my being's been answered. The future is not fixed. My choices are my own. And yet... how ironic. For I now find that I have no choice at all. I am a warrior. Let the battle be joined"
-Dinobot, finally at peace with himself and prepared to join his final battle

"Remember, do not fight your beast instincts. Let them help your robot forms. Both in battle and in peace. But for now, let us Maximize... and slag some bot!"
-Tigatron to his fellow Maximals after teaching them to control the minds of their beast forms

"She stoops to conquer!"
-Airazor, ready to invade the Predacon base

"Consider that my resignation from the Predacons, Megatron."
-Silverbolt after knocking Megatron off a cliff

"Even when I'm good, I'm still bad"
-Blackarachnia, a former Predacon

"It's not revenge I'm looking for. It's justice"
-Depth Charge, on his grudge and hunting of Rampage

Predacons
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"I am Alpha and Omega. The beginning and the end. I am that which is, which was, and is yet to come. And you will know my name is Megatron, when I lay my vengence upon you!"
-Megatron quoting the Covenent of Primus

"Waspinator sick of taking orders! Waspinator is greatest of Predacons! Waspinator rulezzzzzzzzz!"
-Waspinator shows off his ambition and arrogance

"Megatron is our leader. He rewards loyalty and punished those who oppose his will"
-Scorponok displaying his loyalty to Megatron and warning a disrespectful Blackarachnia

"Aaah, it's good to be a Predacon!"
-Terrosaur on being a Predacon after blowing stuff up

"You shouldn't take your eyes off a spider. They tend to be venomous"
-Tarantulas lecturing/threatening Dinobot

"For the glory of the Royalty!"
-Inferno's battle cry

"DEstruction better than CONstruction!
-Quickstrike flaunting his sadism

"Is that fear you are feeling, Maximal? Yes... My spark... It feeds on terror. Let it grow. Let it consume your circuitry. Feel it, yes feel it. FEEL THE FEAR! "
-Rampage/Protoform X while clutching a terrified Silverbolt

"Yes! And now, I shall neutralize you!"
-Transmetal 2 Dinobot

Dialog
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"Beast Wars, Part 1"
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"Dinobot: Their shields are down! Destroy them!!
Megatron: Now where's the fun in that? A little torment I think first, yeeesss! Side Guns!"

"Rattrap: Man, all this for a Golden Disk!
Optimus: It was Cybertron's most carefully guarded relic, Rattrap. It gave the location of a major energon source. That's why Megatron stole it.
Rattrap: Yeah, like I care. Ya know, we was supposed to be doin' deep-space exploration! Playin' "Galactic Patrol" wasn't nowhere in my job description, ya know what I'm sayin'? You sure you're cut out for this commander gig?
Optimus: [sigh] Remember the Great War, Rattrap. If the Predacons get enough energon, they'll start it again! We can't let that happen. Besides, you wanted exploration, and here we are, on an unknown planet. What more do you want?
Rattrap: Well, call me picky, but a working spacecraft might be nice!
Optimus: [sigh] Just no pleasing some people"

[The Maximals are comparing their new forms]
Rattrap: Never had taste did ya, kid? Now this, hurr, this is what class is all about! Call me, Rattrap!
Cheetor: Oh yeah?! How's about I cut meeces to pieces?!
Rhinox: Ease back, Cheetor. Livin' Large is for forms like me, Rhinox."

"[Cheetor has just raced away to show off to a pair of live cheetahs.]
Optimus: [into commlink] Cheetor, return to base immediately! We don't have time for this! Cheetor?! Please respond!
Rhinox:: No good. The energon fields mess up the commlinks. Anything over a hundred meters, they ain't worth scrap.
Optimus:: Well, that's just prime!
Rattrap:: So, uh, this your first day on the job, or what?
Optimus:: Shut up, Rattrap.
Rattrap:: Oh, yes, sir! You know, I just feel heaps better knowing that our lives are in your capable hands... we're all gonna die"

"Dinobot: No, no, no! It's all wrong! This cannot be Earth! Megatron, you failed! Not only did you fail to destroy the Maximals when you had the chance, you failed to bring us to the right planet! We stole the Golden Disk for nothing! You idiot!
(Dinobot tosses aside the Golden Disk)
Megatron: Heh, I beg your pardon? What did you call me?
Dinobot: You heard. You are an idiot and an incompetent leader, and I am taking over. Dinobot, terrorize!
(Dinobot transforms into robot mode)
Dinobot: I challenge you to battle, Megatron. The winner shall lead the Predacons, and the loser shall be destroyed!
Megatron: Ahh, you're so impulsive, Dinobot. Brave...but misguided.
Dinobot: Do you accept my challenge?!?
Megatron: Ah-hahaha...there's more to being a leader than simple courage. Well, there's cleverness and cunning as well. Isn't that right, Scorponok?
(Scorponok fires a missile, blasting Dinobot away)
Megatron: Loser. What matter is it which panet we're on? We came looking for energon, and this planet is rich with the element! Enough to power the Predacons' enitre galactic conquest! Only the maximals can stop us now... if they survived the crash. Find them. And if you find them, destroy them!"

"Optimus: We don't have to do this Megatron. There has been peace between the Maximals and Predacons for centuries. Why start this up again?
Megatron: Peace belongs on your side, Maximal scum! Yeesss. But not on ours. Permit me to inform that an enemy which appears to be peaceful may in fact be merely... bidding it's time.
Cheetor: [fixes his gun] Finally!
Megatron: We Predacons have never abandoned our rightful goal of galactic conquest. Nooo! We have merely been waiting... for the right moment, to strike!
Cheetor: You mean like THIS?! [shoots Megatron right in the neck]
Optimus: Cheetor!
Megatron: [in a sadistic tone] Ah, a treacherous under-handed sneak attack. Oh, I like you pussy cat, yeeesssss. But it shall avail you not, no! For not the power gauntlet has been cast. Predacons; Terroize!
Optimus: [to the Maximals] Do it! Maximize! [all the Maximals and Predacons transform into robot mode]"

Beast Wars, Part 2
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"[Optimus and Dinobot duel for leadership of the Maximals. They lock swords and push against each other.]
Optimus: [about Dinobot's concept of honour] For a Predacon, Dinobot...[straining with effort] ... you have qualities I could like!
Dinobot: And you... have proven to be a worthy adversary... I will have you recycled... with full honours.
Optimus: Well... that's... just... PRIME!"

"Megatron: Well, well. This is an interesting sight, yeesss. Optimus Primal and the traitor Dinobot, engaged in battle.
Scorponok: Who do you think's gonna win?
Waspinator: Ooooooh, Waspinator bet on Optimus!
Tarantulas: [snickers] The winner isn't what interests me.
Megatron: Nor me. Nooo. How much more... preferable it would be if they both lost... Yeeesssss..."

"[Waspinator and Terrorsaur retreat. Dinobot fires after them, and accidentally knocks down a large rock, which almost crushes Rhinox.]
Rattrap: I knew it, you traitor! You tried to scrap my pal! [Pounces on Dinobot and prepares to shoot him in the face] Once a Pred, always a Pred!
Optimus: Ease off, Rattrap. It was an accident.
Rattrap: Says you!
Optimus: That's right, "Says me!" You wanna question my orders one more time?!"

"Megatron: Across the galaxy it has come to this, Optimus Primal. Face to face, tooth to claw. Yeeessss... Have you anything to say?
Optimus: I'd say that's PRIME. Let's do it!"

The Web
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"[Tarantulas is preparing to feast on Cheetor]
Cheetor: This is a really dumb plan, web brain. I don't have any real blood, just mech fluid.
Taratulas: Oh, my filters will adjust. It is the act I enjoy more than the nourishments.
Rattrap: [from behind] Y'know, you're one sick bug, Eight-Eyes!"

"Rattrap: You know, that is why you mess up, kiddo. You don't have the sense to BE afraid.
Cheetor: OH, YEAH? I'll show you what I have the sense to do, motorhead! You and Big Bot!"

"Tarantulas: I hate that rat."

Equal Measures
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"[After chasing Cheetor into a ventilation system.]
Scorponok: He's gone into the vents. You'd better report this to Megatron.
Waspinator: Me?! You're second-in-command!
Scorponok: So make it an order!"

"Terrorsaur: Hey! What are you doing? We're partners!
Dinobot: In case you had not realized, Needle Nose... I am not a team player"

"Cheetor: Cheetor! Maximi- did that already."

Chain of Commmand
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"Cheetor: Hey power down! You're on our side now, remember?
Rattrap: And Maximals don't have torture chambers! Though, you know... I could get behind that idea."

"Dinobot: You were selfless in putting that shield back online. I ought to have followed your command I... am dishonored.
Rattrap: Ehh.... next time"

"Scorponok: Megatron back! Megatron back! Scorponok alone with Tarantulas and Terrorsaur. Very bad!"

"Dinobot: Ha ha, great system, your 'democracy.' No system to break a tie!"

"Dinobot: But why would they want to know? And more importantly, who are they? Friends, enemies, or... something more?"

Power Surge
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"Cheetor: Big Bot...Predacons...attacking...Megatron, scrap Terrorsaur...power source, mountain...floating...!"

"Rattrap: You do know... that was crazy.
Optimus Primal: Eh, sometimes crazy works."

"Terrorsaur: Blast those Maximals! They destroyed my power source! But at least I got rid of Megatron.
[Megatron emerges from the Darksyde, fully repaired]
Megatron: Well, well. Looks who's back.
Terrorsaur: Help."

Fallen Comrades
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Dinobot: Fear not, Optimus. I shall ensure that your funeral is a glorius one, as befits a warrior who died in battle.
(Optimus regains consciusness).
Optimus Primal: I'm afraid I have to miss it, Dinobot. I'm not scrap yet.
Dinobot: Hrmm, are you certain? It would be a triumphant passage"

"Rhinox: That...was some cold slag"

"Tigatron: Let the trails lead where they may. I will follow"

Double Jeopardy
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"Megatron: A wise tyrant always designs his prisons for his personal escape"

"Megatron: And thus ends the glorious reign of Terrorsaur. A lost battle, a missing Blackarachnia, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT DAMAGE inflicted by the Maximal spy!!!"

"[Blackarachnia has just been created]
Tarantulas: Oh be still my spinerets
Megatron: Tarantulas, I suspect an alterior motive in your beast form selection. However, I am certain Miss Blackarachnia will make a fine Predacon. Thank you, Maximals, for the protoform gift"

A Better Mousetrap
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"Cheetor: Giga-bummer."

"Cheetor: Rattrap... gone? No way. I don't believe it.
Optimus Primal: He was a difficult Maximal to deal with. At times, impossible. But I'll remember him with honor.
Dinobot: I won't disgrace his memory with lies! He was a stinking, omnivorous pestilence! But still, in some perverse way... I shall miss him.
Rhinox: Sure he smelled bad - he was a rat, but he was my best friend"

Gorilla Warfare
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"Dinobot: Yeeesss, from now on, I shoot my dinner salad before I eat it."

"Optimus Primal: All right... WHO WANTS SOME?!"

"Cheetor:...[Optimus] is flamin' your way on the red eye express, and he's ready for mainframe combat."

The Probe
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"Rattrap: Don't cats ever ger tired of being stupid?"

"Dinobot: Well OF COURSE we wouldn't want to miss our chance to go home"

"Rattrap: HEY HEY HEY, what's biting your sensors Dinoboob?"

"Tarantulas: Don't cats ever ger tired of being stupid?"

Victory
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"Dinobot: Alas, poor Tarantulas. I knew him, Cheetor. This is the leg that stalked so many victims. That it should come to this...
Cheetor: Aww, do you need a hug?"

"[The Predacons have faked their own deaths to trick the Maximals, and are hiding in a crevice. Tarantulas eats a rat, letting the tail drop on Terrorsaur.]
Terrorsaur: Stop slobbering on me, Tarantulas!
Tarantulas: I am feasting!
Waspinator: [pushing against Tarantulas's abdomen] Give Waspinator room! Tarantulas fat enough.
Tarantulas: If Waspinator doesn't stop cuddling me like a stuffed toy when he sleeps, I will eat him as well!
Waspinator: I'd like to see you try!
Tarantulas: Oh, yes I will!
[Waspinator and Tarantulas begin a loud, undecipherable arguement.]
Terrorsaur: YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK!!! I can't stand this any longer, Megatron! I've gotta get out of here!
[Terrorsaur is so mad that he even starts to hop and laugh maniacally, until Scorponok punches him.]
Scorponok: We wouldn't be here if you hadn't tripped over that spy cable.
Megatron: You are correct, Scorponok. But thanks to Terrorsaur's inadvertant discovery of our enemy's spy camera, we were able to pull off this little... deception. Yesss.
Blackarachnia: But what if they detect us? Do not forget that my signature-damping device is only experimental.
Megatron: We have only to wait until they repair their ship, and then attack while their guard is down. With the Maximal ship in our posession, we will be able to recover the orbiting stasis pods, containing Maximals "eager" [evil chuckle] to become new Predacons. [stomps over to Terrorsaur] SO NO ONE LEAVES!
Terrorsaur: Leaving? [nervous chuckle] Who said anything about leaving?"

Dark Designs
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"Cheetor: Better dead than Pred.
Dinobot: Some of us have survived the experience, furball"

"[Waspinator has been knocked silly by Rhinox]
Waspinator: [makes funny noises] Destroy all Autobot-bot-bots-bots!
Megatron: Waspinator! What are you buzzing about?!
Waspinator: Waspinator? Negative-negative-negative. I am Shrapnel, Decepticon hero-o-o-o.
Blackarachnia: Shrapnel? That was a Decepticon from the Great War three centuries ago! He's wacko.
Waspinator: Wacko? No, Wonko! Wonko the Sane! [salutes the audience, then begins punching his own head]"

"[Megatron has reformatted Rhinox into a Predacon, who has systematically wrecked the other Predacons and turned on him]
Megatron: Rhinox... Such a pleasure to see you, Rhinox.
Rhinox: Always a treat to see you, too.
Megatron: Traitor!
Rhinox: Yup, you got a point there! In which case; Rhinox, TERRORIZE! [transforms] They're playin our song, Megatron; time to dance!
Megatron: Oh I do so hate to disappoint, but you won't mind if I sit this one out?"

"[Megatron has reformatted Rhinox into a Predacon, who has systematically wrecked the other Predacons and turned on him]
Rhinox: Well what do you know? I win. Reprograming me was the worst mistake you ever made, 'cause now that I'm a Predacon, I'm just a little too crafty for you. Megatron: ... Yes, I see this now.
Rhinox: It's called irony, sport. I take over and you head straight for the recycling bin, yesss.
Megatron: So it would seem, and even now, Rhinox, you're teaching me a very valuable lesson.
Rhinox: Yeah, what's that?
Megatron: Sometimes Predacons gloat too much. [Activates a machine, turning Rhinox back into a Maximal]"

"Waspinator: Decepticons, attaaaaaaack! Attack!
[Waspinator gets shot by Cheetor and crashes]
Waspinator: There's more than meets the eye-ee--"

Double Dinobot
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"Dinobot: What in the Inferno are you?
Dinbot Clone: What you might have been, had you not betrayed Megatron."

"Rattrap: Peaceful as an R-chamber. Looks like old chopper face is seein' things"

"Dinobot: At last, an end to the boredom!"

"Dinobot [posing as his clone]: Ooh, your brilliance is an inspiration to me!
Megatron: Oh, you are an enchanting creature! I may just clone the rest of my troops."

"[Dinobot is telling the Maximals about how he fought a clone of his]
Rattrap: Besides, if there was a clone, then where is he?
Dinobot: I'm afraid he's gone for good. A shame really. He was such a handsome creature. And…quite tasty.
[Dinobot flicks a piece of flesh from between his teeth at Optimus Primal's face and belches. Cheetor gives him a thumbs-up, Rattrap stares at him, Rhinox frowns and Optimus says...]
Optimus Primal: You're disgusting.
[Dinobot smiles]"

The Spark
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"Rhinox: When a Spark goes online, there is great joy. When one is extinguished, the universe weeps."

"Cheetor: By the way, how do you dance with all those skinny legs?
Blackarachnia: Ugh, this must be my day for cats!"

"Scorponok: There it is, just as Megatron said.
Blackarachnia: "Just as Megatron said, just as Megatron said." Don't you even get tired of groveling to that saurian?
Scorponok: [dangerously] Megatron is our leader. He rewards loyalty and punishes those who oppose his will.
Blackarachnia: Oh, I'm all a-quiver"

The Trigger, Part 1
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"[Primal radios his investigation of the battle scene to the Maximal base.]
Cheetor: Say it ain't so, Big Bot! Not our striped scout!
Optimus Primal: This place is a battle ground. Blast craters and missile debris everywhere. From the angle, it was an aerial attack.
Dinobot: Hrmmm. Waspinator and Terrorsaur.
Rattrap: Oh, thanks for the insight there, Dinobrain. You want your expert consultant fee now?
Dinobot: No need -- I can simply excise it from your hide!
Rhinox: HEY! Not. Now"

"[The Maximals receiving the Cyber Bee]
Optimus Primal: Good thing you didn't just blast this bee.
Cheetor: Well I would've but it was carrying one of Airazor's feathers.
Rattrap: 'Sighs...he missed.
Cheetor: Yeah, that too.
Optimus Primal: Prime"

"Tigatron: Lie still. You've been hit. Your beast mode will make repairs but it will take time.
Airazor: But Blackarachnia and Scorpinok. Oh.
Tigatron: I intercepted one of Scorpinok's cyberbees. I was able to reprogram it while you were unconscious. With luck it should reach the Maximal base right about now"

"Tigatron: [about the flying island] Truly this is a land of wonder. Here in the frozen north, this tiny, tropical ecosystem somehow exists. And it is hidden. [trap sets off which opens a hole in the island] And protected!"

"Tigatron: [about the flying island] It's as though I have come home. Though my heart is a Maximal fluid pump, my soul is that of a tiger. And on this strange flying island - despite its weaponry - I at last feel myself at peace. It must not fall into the hands of the Predacons"

The Trigger, Part 2
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"Tigatron: We should move... how are you feeling?
Airazor: Better. Still thrashed... (grunts) ...can't fly.
Tigatron: In that case... the lady shall ride a tiger!"

"Blackarachnia: Uhhhh... yeeeesss...I FEEL the power. I have the control! Let there be...light"

"Tigatron: May I be forgiven...for what I must do"

"Tigatron: We were given a paradise! All we had to do was live there in peace! But we proved unworthy. And the paradise is no more"

Spider's Game
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"Blackarachnia: Lunatic.
Tarantulas: Witch"

"Inferno: Spiders! You dare invade the colony! Inferno; terroize"

"Blackarachnia: That six-legged freak nearly roasted us! I thought you said he was a Predacon!
Tarantulas: His beast modes must be dominating his logic circuits.
Blackarachnia: He thinks he's a real insect?
Tarantulas: Precisely. And he sees the pod as his colony. Anyone who threatens it is his enemy"

Megatron: [sees Inferno's rage for the first time] Oh, I like you, yessss"

"Inferno: Who has destroyed the colony!? Who!?
Megatron: [points at Tigatron] He is the one! The maximal! Destroy him!"
Inferno: Ah! You will burn, maximal!

Call of the Wild
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"Rattrap: Rat...robot. Rat...robot. I'm a robot and a rat! Yeahh, I like it!
Dinobot: Hrmf, I do not see why."

"Airazor: She stoops to conquer!"

"Tigatron: Remember, do not fight your beast instincts. Let them help your robot forms both in battle and in peace. But for now, let us maximize (transforms into robot mode), AND SLAG SOME BOT!"

"Terrosaur: Hunting from the air with automatic weapons—now that's a sport!"

"Megatron: Predacons, fall back!
Tarantulas: Now he tells me!"

Dark Voyage
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"Cheetor: Nice find, Dino-miner. You're even better at this than Rattrap!
Dinobt: Mmm. I'm better at everything than Rattrap!"

"Rhinox: Listen to me!! You've all got to calm down.
Dinobot: Calm... down...? WE CAN'T SEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

"Dinobot: What irony, for a warrior like me to go out blind, wet, and helpless"

Possession
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Waspinator: What is this? Program does not respond! Waspinator does not understand!
Starscream: I'll bet Waspinator seldom does! But try not to let it depress you, bug face."

"[Waspinator has been possessed by the Spark of Starscream, and is attacking the Maximal base, outmaneuvering their fire]
Cheetor: Hey, since when did Buzz-Brain learn to fly so fast?
Starscream: Since his exostructure was commandeered by the Spark of AIR COMMANDER STARSCREAM!!!
Dinobot: Starscream?! Impossible!
[Megatron gets behind Dinobot and shoots him in the back]
Megatron: Now now, Dinobot. We must pay attention, otherwise deary-me, look what happens!"

"Starscream: Perhaps I'm being oversensitive, Blackarachnia, but is there something you're not telling me?
Blackarachnia: More like something you're not telling us!
Starscream: Such as?
Blackarachnia: I scanned your file. You weren't blasted to scrap metal by Unicron. You got blasted by Galvatron! AFTER you betrayed him!
Starscream: GALVATRON WAS A FOOL!!! I DESERVED TO LEAD!!!"

"[Starscream holds Optimus and Dinobot hostage]
Starscream: Attention, fools. The raptor and the ape are my prisoners! They will be destroyed unless you carry out my commands!
Tigatron: We had an agreement, Starscream!
Starscream: And now we have another one. If you wish to save the lives of your comrades, you will attack the Predacon base!
Cheetor: The Pred base?! What is this?!
Scorponok: It's called treachery!
[Scorponok aims at Starscream, but is blasted away by Blackarachnia]
Rattrap: [to Starscream] You... You're nothing but a schemin' snake in the grass!
Starscream: Flattery will get you flattened, vermin. OBEY ME!!!"

"[The Maximals pretend that Dinobot is seriously injured to trick Starscream]
Rattrap: [to Dinobot] Lie still! And GROAN, for cryin' out loud! You're supposed to be half-dead!
Dinobot: If you don't shut up, Vermin, you will be my role model!"

"Waspinator: Ohhhh... Waspinator has a headache in his whoooole body."

The Low Road
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"Dinobot: Excuse me. Are you implying that the current situation is somehow....my responsibility?!
Rattrap: Well, you did start it....gearhead!
Dinobot: I BEG to differ....cheese lips!
Rattrap: Pre-evolved birdbrain!
Dinobot: Eater of garbage!!
[Cheetor has heard this argument through their comlinks]
Cheetor: Sheesh, and they call me the immature one. Hey, Optimus, uh you sure it was a good idea sending those two out together?
Optimus Primal: To be honest, no. But their squabbling has caused problems before. They'll either learn to work together or destroy each other.
(Rhinox sneezes yet again, causing debris to rain down on Optimus)
Optimus Primal: Right now I don't really care which.
(More debris falls on Optimus)

"Dinobot: Wait! I detect a scent! Vile corruption... a whiff of festering putification!
Rattrap: So I ate a limburger sandwich for lunch! Heh, I'm a rat, gimme a break!
Dinobot: I have been... uncomfortably aware of your stench for the past hour, vermin. This is something else... something over... THERE!
(Tarantulas suddenly springs out and legs it)
Rattrap: Heheh, yeah! He's mine!
Dinobot: Leave battle to the warriors, Mouse!!!"

"Dinobot: Unlike you, I do not spend my time scurrying through sewers!
Rattrap: Yeah? Well, a sewer smells better than your breath, bronto-brain!
Dinobot: Nnngrrh! You will get used to it WHEN I BITE YOUR USELESS HEAD OFF!
(Tarantulas suddenly wakes up)
Tarantulas: DIIIIE, MAXIMALS!
Dinobot and Rattrap: SHUT UP!
(They both punch Tarantulas, knocking him out)"

"Rattrap: So, uh, you got a better plan?
Dinobot: No, but I still dislike the idea of expiring underground. It lacks a...a warrior's nobility.
Rattrap: Oh, hey-hey, no sweat, heh heh. 'Cause I ain't lettin' nobody waste you down here! That's a pleasure I'm reserving for myself!
Dinobot: Oooh, I appreciate your concern, but let me assure you, being shot in the back by a malodorous mouse would not exactly earn me a seat in Silicon Valhalla!
Rattrap: Awwww, poor baby"

"Megatron: A bargaining chip should remain in play until the game is over, yesss.
Blackarachnia: Why do you always talk to yourself?
Megatron: Ah, I simply have a penchant for...intelligent conversation"

"(Dinobot enters, holding Tarantulas)
Dinobot: Do not fire, Megatron! I have a HOSTAGE!
Megatron: Why, so you do...
(Megatron shoots Tarantulas)"

"Megatron: This is certainly the most humiliating defeat of my entire career. Yess..."

Law of the Jungle
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"[Terrorsaur has been knocked into a cliff wall by a blast from Cheetor]
Terrorsaur: [To Waspinator] DO SOMETHING!
Waspinator: Terrorsaur not give signal!
Terrorsaur: ATTACK, YOU IMBECILE!!
Waspinator: [To viewer]] Waspinator will engage enemy"

"Inferno: The Royalty demands your wreckage, destroyer of my colony!
Tigatron: Give my regards to the Pit, Predacon!"

"Tigatron: [At his mate Snowstalker's "funeral"] Goodbye Snowstalker. Let your hunting grounds shelter new light"

"Tigatron: In my lust for battle, I caused the death of an innocent.
Dinobot: Hrah! There are no innocents. This is war! And this...well, this is simply a battlefield.
Tigatron: We made it so...and every time we do, this world suffers. But I will have no more of it. From this moment on, I am no longer part of the Beast Wars"

"Dinobot: You have the instincts of a warrior. You know when danger's approaching.
Tigatron: Why do you stalk me?
Dinobot: To...talk"

"Dinobot: Hrah! Sentiment. The more time I spend with you Maximals, the more I wonder how you survived so long."

Before the Storm
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"Megatron: Good work, Inferno. Now go and repair yourself.
Inferno: Yes, my Queen!
Megatron:...I wish he wouldn't call me that"

"Megatron: There is a storm approaching. A storm of such magnitude, of such power... it is beyond imagination. And to think, I was once satisfied with mere energon. To think that my ambitions lofted no higher than the conquest of Cybertron. *laughs* *coughs* Well, no longer. For I have been given a glimpse of power. Real power. And that power shall be mine!"

"Optimus Primal: When Predacons talk truce, it just means they need time to reload their weapons.
Megatron: Uh, normally, yes"

"Optimus Primal: Do you take me for a fool?
Megatron: No, Optimus Primal. I take you for a maximal"

"Optimus Primal: [to his fellow maximals] What could I do? He was right, I'm a Maximal. I have to give peace a chance, no matter how unlikely it seems."

"Rattrap: Ehhhh we're gonna diieeee!
Airazor: Isn't there a rule that heroes have to face destruction with dignity?
Rattrap: Hey! What's the use of dyin' if ya can't enjoy it?"

"Terrosaur: Well, well. Looks like curiosity just claimed another cat"

Other Voices, Part 1
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"Megatron: [hearing the agonizing screams of Optimus] Aah, would I could have that sound to lull me to sleep each night..."

"Airazor: We can't leave Optimus in there!
Rattrap: Hey, ours is not to reason why, but to blow dis joint before we die!"

"Rattrap: Man. This is definitely not my day.
Waspinator: No. Waspinator secures area. [transforms] Now, maximal will leave or be scraped.
Rattrap: No chance, bug-face. I got here first. Heh, besides, we got a cease-fire going, remember.
Waspinator: So? Waspinator not shoot [punches Rattrap].
Rattrap: Man. It's amazing how sweet we're being these days"

"[Rattrap has just brutalized Waspinator]
Optimus Primal: I swear, I can't take you anywhere!
Rattrap: Hey, e-heh, just keeping the peace."

Other Voices, part 2
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"Airazor: Cheetor and Tigertron are coming.
Rattrap: Oh, terrific, now we can all get reduced to hot burning slag together.
Primal and Airazor: SHUT UP, RATTRAP!"

"Megatron: Brilliant! They're causing a chain reaction which will rip this planet to atoms and destroy all traces of them—simply to deal with us! Such sheer ruthlessness. Such disregard for sentient life! ...I rather like these aliens.
Terrorsaur: Like them?! They're trying to destroy us!
Waspinator: Waspinator not want to be destroyed! Waspinator has plans!
Scorponok: Megatron will save us!
Megatron: I think not. I've reserved that task for Tarantulas"

"Blackarachnia: We—I did it!
Airazor: Hooray for you.
[Blackarachnia finds herself held at gunpoint.]
Blackarachnia: Did you know we have a truce?"

"Optimus: Every one of these alien structure has been designed for a specific purpose, Rattrap. This one is busy, and I bet I can fly close enough to take it out.
Rattrap: With what? One of your famous "We can do it" speeches?
Optimus: A transwarp explosion.
[Dramatic Pause]
Blackarachnia: Hahaha! You'll blow yourself to atoms!
Optimus: If it saves this planet, it'll be worth it. If not, I'm no worse off"

"Optimus: [getting into the stais pod to try and save Earth] Cozy.
Blackarachnia: Just like a coffin"

To be continued...
I am gonna lay off the quotes for a while during the avatar yuri series coming soon

season 2 and 3 will probably have their own parts due to the fact this is big enough as it is (hence "to be continued")

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My favorite quote of all time in beast wars:
Airazor: Cheetor and Tigertron are coming.
Rattrap: Oh, terrific, now we can all get reduced to hot burning slag together.
Primal and Airazor: SHUT UP, RATTRAP!
Me: XD Oh Rattrap, you're so funny!